As far as I’m concerned, no one reads my blog except for my mom. And Jill. And Halley. When anyone else says “Oh, I saw your latest photos on your blog, that looked like a lot of fun!!” I think “No way, you’re lying. No one reads that except for my mom.” Google Analytics says I had 854 visits this past month, but I think they just want me to think I’m popular, when really, it’s just my mom checking in 25 times a day.
So I should have known that she’d be checking my blog, waiting for me to post these photos. “Laura, I keep looking on your blog for new photos and there’s STILL nothing!” Mom. Work on your subtlety. Please.
I should tell you that my mom has lost some weight (yay for healthy diets that work!!). And she’s wearing my jeans for these photos.
Apparently my parents can’t take good-looking photos seriously. Allow me to provide the commentary for the next few photos:
Dad: Can you tell that I’m driving? Are my hands okay?
Me: Yes, dad. It looks like you’re driving straight into a row of trees without looking. Just smile at mom.
Mom: Can you tell if the car is running?
Me: No one is going to look at the dash, I promise. Just smile at dad.
Me: Okay, now lean in for a kiss.
Dad: Oh, should I have given her a little tongue for that one?
Me: seriously. grossed. out.
Their hot ride:
Mom’s skinny legs!!!